Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Listen up munchkin!

Dead Kid,
You are about to enter this world. just so you know your dad is really crazy. I want you to know that i am awesome because i am your dad and also awesome because i am a  BA firefighter that is also pyro so dont be surprised when you see fire. The first thing that i want to get straight with you is that if you are a kid that gets in trouble all the time or does drugs and get arrested you WILL be locked in the closet for a very long time since i believe that sitting in a closet would be better than sitting in a jail or prison.
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4 comments:

  1. youmammais*****October 17, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    ummm why would he locked in the closet? DCFS anyone?

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  2. BIG BEN GUTIERREZOctober 17, 2013 at 7:14 AM

    WUWUAUAUAUUAUWUWUAUWUAU 5:0

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  3. cynthia morganOctober 17, 2013 at 7:15 AM

    ummmmmm matt were u locked in a closet? thats kind of creepy..... why would u lock ur kid in a closet? let ur kid learn his/her own mistakes.....

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  4. Chris CaseOctober 18, 2013 at 11:49 AM

    What is wrong with you matt

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