Listen up munchkin!

Dead Kid,
You are about to enter this world. just so you know your dad is really crazy. I want you to know that i am awesome because i am your dad and also awesome because i am a  BA firefighter that is also pyro so dont be surprised when you see fire. The first thing that i want to get straight with you is that if you are a kid that gets in trouble all the time or does drugs and get arrested you WILL be locked in the closet for a very long time since i believe that sitting in a closet would be better than sitting in a jail or prison.

I would have to say that the most scary scary experience that i have encountered was probably when i was like 15 and i was in my basement building a 4H project that had a car battery to power it. well i had the battery sitting on the workbench and the wires connected to it... well some how the battery shorted out and caught the wires on fire.  then there is the fun scary experience that i have had. it was when we went to the haunted house in bartonville at the old insane asylem. i would have to say that that is by far the scariest haunted house that i have ever been to.