2013

2013 has been a very interesting year. in the spring i was busy with fire department and everything. in may i got my first real job... although it may not always be something that i like to do it is still a job. Over the summer i didnt go on any real vacations. the only vacation i took from work this past summer was when i went to ifsi for fire school. once school started i go to school till noon and then after that i go till work till 5. that was the highlights of 2013.

Christmas lights

I would have to say that the most awesome holiday lights on a house would be at this house in Hudson. It is called a Dicken Christmas. he has everything set up so that is all flashes to music. we have also had a pretty cool setup in our yard but we havent done it the past couple years because we have changed our house and it now makes it hard to do it how we used to. we used to put icicle lights on the roof, lights on the bushes, and put light up candy canes along the driveway. ever since we redid the front on my house we cant put lights on bushes because they don't exist and we really dont do much more right now. I want to do more next year.

Mission

I have just gotten a envelope form the FBI. In this envelope there was information about this mission that they are wanting me to do. The mission is to... guess what I cant tell you. This mission involves doing... guess what I cant tell u. this mission will take place... Guess what i cant tell you. What i can tell u is that i am not the only person that is doing this mission... there are several other people that are doing this mission. I am doing this mission tomorrow at 11 in the morning. it will also evolve doing something with a turkey.

Thanksgiving

for thanksgiving everybody usually ends up going to my house. it is sometimes quite comical when everybody gets ranting and raving about something that is usually stupid. usually after we get done eating all the guys go sit in my living room and watch a football game while everybody else cleans up all the mess... alot of the mess is made by me because if i cook i usually make a big mess. then usually somebody will end up getting drunk big time and them we start messing whit them or  my dad will get drunk also and lock them outside. every year is pretty fun though.

New Sport

if i was to create a new sport it would be a combination of soccer and football. you would play it like soccer but u can use hands. in the game you would also be able to tackle people and throw them around. the soccer field will also be divided into yard lines like a football field that way when the ball goes out of bounds it will go on the yard lines to go back into the game. this game will also be played where anyone can cross the center line so there wont be and specified offense or defense. 

Useless Advice

I would have to say that the most useless advice I have ever been given was when someone tried telling me how to jump a diesel truck. the funny thing is that the guy apparently forgot that i do that at work probably 5 times per week so most likely i know what i am doing. Another funny thing is that this guy told me to connect 2 sets of  jumper cables and they aren't even big gauge wire so they will loose amps very fast since the bigger the wire the more amps they can hold. then they guy told me i could start it now well the next problem is that a diesel needs 2 batteries and there is only enough power for 1 battery... needless to say i did it my way and got is started first time and proved that guy completely wrong. I hope that he learned that he is a idiot and does not know anything about what he is trying to tell me what to do.   

there is this zombie that is always getting in fights with the civilians. he has already killed close to 5 people and has a long list of plans to continue to kill more.  i was told by a friend that he wants to fight me and he things that he can kill me... well i defiantly think different. I have heard that the zombie wants to do thing fight with no weapons... but to end this string of the zombie killing people i will have a gun that i will keep concealed till the right time and then pull it out and kill him. after i kill the zombie i will be rewarded alot of money from the police and the families of the people that have came up dead and no body knows why they are coming up dead.

Movie

I would have to say that my favorite movie would have to be Christmas Vacation. the first time that i saw that movie was probably 8 years ago around christmas time. the movie is hilarious and it shows how stupid some people can be by how they decorate the house. my favorite part of the movie is when he staples his arm to the tree when putting up the lights. another really cool part is then he gets his christmas tree and has it laying in the driveway and then goes outside with the chainsaw to trim it and then takes in inside and cuts the strings off it and the tree is so big that it breaks out all the windows and moves everything with in 20 feet of it.

Listen up munchkin!

Dead Kid,
You are about to enter this world. just so you know your dad is really crazy. I want you to know that i am awesome because i am your dad and also awesome because i am a  BA firefighter that is also pyro so dont be surprised when you see fire. The first thing that i want to get straight with you is that if you are a kid that gets in trouble all the time or does drugs and get arrested you WILL be locked in the closet for a very long time since i believe that sitting in a closet would be better than sitting in a jail or prison.

I would have to say that the most scary scary experience that i have encountered was probably when i was like 15 and i was in my basement building a 4H project that had a car battery to power it. well i had the battery sitting on the workbench and the wires connected to it... well some how the battery shorted out and caught the wires on fire.  then there is the fun scary experience that i have had. it was when we went to the haunted house in bartonville at the old insane asylem. i would have to say that that is by far the scariest haunted house that i have ever been to.

The Book

if i was ever to find a book that contained all the knowledge in the world i would figure out how i can make a copy of the thing for myself and then i would probably figure out what i need to do with this book to sell it and make a lot of money off of it. I would have to say that the only reason that i would open the book would be to see if there is any information in the book on what to do with the book. i would hopefully get rich off of this book.

Invention

First off, lets get this straight that there will never be flying cars. I can see in the near future cars that have auto pilot and drive themselves using GPS especially because some types of cars have features that allow them to park themselves. A downside i see to all these new inventions like auto pilot and other high tech features is what do you do if you are driving and the car starts taking off driving through peoples yards and you cant stop it. I can also see in the future there is a law that every car is electric because of the worthless EPA that apparently has nothing else better to do than mess with cars and trucks and make these stupid laws that they cant pollute (if u dont notice already i cant stand EPA)

TV

I watch a lot of tv. I cant wait for the new season of Chicago Fire to come out because it is a awesome show. I really hope that the new season is better than last years season. i also have another show that i wish that they would do more new seasons. That show is Alaska State Troopers. it is a show on Nat Geo that rides along with the state troopers in alaska as they go on calls and what not. These are really the only 2 shows that i am looking foward to seeing new seasons of.

Excuses are made by everyone for a lot or reasons. I would have to say the best excuse i have used was last year when i told Ms. B that i didn't have my homework done because i spent the night in the hospital because i wrecked my car. At first she didn't believe me till i pulled out my phone and showed her a pic of a car missing a roof and doors and there was firetrucks in the background. After that she believed me and then i got away with not doing my homework. I never wrecked my car it was a car we cut up for fire training the night before. The craziest excuse that i have heard was when somebody told the teacher that their homework got ate by a chemical and if the teacher didn't believe them they could bring the chemical in and put papers in it. If i was going to make up a excuse i would probably say that i was to hungry to do it so i ate and i ate so much that i had to go take a nap after i ate and when i woke up it was the next day and i had to get ready for school.

The Test

In the pictures i see all different types of bugs. Some of them look like butter flys and some of them look like different types of spiders. There may also be a few of the figures that look like some kind of scorpion or crab animal. There may also be some animals that look like different types of birds.

I do not agree with this test. I think that if they were going to make a test to determine what kind of person someone is they should have something that explains what the test consists of and what each picture is. 

Honestly i dont want to be back here because over the summer i was working 8 hour days. now since i had to go back to school i am working like 4 hour days. in my opinion if you have to go to school and the state makes you do it they should be paying me for the money that im not making because of their rules. Anyway the school year is going good. The days are going by fast since i only go till 4th hour and then go home for a little bit and then go to work. My schedule is pretty easy. I really dont think that im going to have any troubles with my classes.