Thanksgiving

for thanksgiving everybody usually ends up going to my house. it is sometimes quite comical when everybody gets ranting and raving about something that is usually stupid. usually after we get done eating all the guys go sit in my living room and watch a football game while everybody else cleans up all the mess... alot of the mess is made by me because if i cook i usually make a big mess. then usually somebody will end up getting drunk big time and them we start messing whit them or  my dad will get drunk also and lock them outside. every year is pretty fun though.

New Sport

if i was to create a new sport it would be a combination of soccer and football. you would play it like soccer but u can use hands. in the game you would also be able to tackle people and throw them around. the soccer field will also be divided into yard lines like a football field that way when the ball goes out of bounds it will go on the yard lines to go back into the game. this game will also be played where anyone can cross the center line so there wont be and specified offense or defense. 

Useless Advice

I would have to say that the most useless advice I have ever been given was when someone tried telling me how to jump a diesel truck. the funny thing is that the guy apparently forgot that i do that at work probably 5 times per week so most likely i know what i am doing. Another funny thing is that this guy told me to connect 2 sets of  jumper cables and they aren't even big gauge wire so they will loose amps very fast since the bigger the wire the more amps they can hold. then they guy told me i could start it now well the next problem is that a diesel needs 2 batteries and there is only enough power for 1 battery... needless to say i did it my way and got is started first time and proved that guy completely wrong. I hope that he learned that he is a idiot and does not know anything about what he is trying to tell me what to do.   

there is this zombie that is always getting in fights with the civilians. he has already killed close to 5 people and has a long list of plans to continue to kill more.  i was told by a friend that he wants to fight me and he things that he can kill me... well i defiantly think different. I have heard that the zombie wants to do thing fight with no weapons... but to end this string of the zombie killing people i will have a gun that i will keep concealed till the right time and then pull it out and kill him. after i kill the zombie i will be rewarded alot of money from the police and the families of the people that have came up dead and no body knows why they are coming up dead.

Movie

I would have to say that my favorite movie would have to be Christmas Vacation. the first time that i saw that movie was probably 8 years ago around christmas time. the movie is hilarious and it shows how stupid some people can be by how they decorate the house. my favorite part of the movie is when he staples his arm to the tree when putting up the lights. another really cool part is then he gets his christmas tree and has it laying in the driveway and then goes outside with the chainsaw to trim it and then takes in inside and cuts the strings off it and the tree is so big that it breaks out all the windows and moves everything with in 20 feet of it.